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#themotherhoodisreal

Yep, yep, here at FIT4MOM we're the local and national experts on prenatal and post natal fitness. Humble brag? Nah. Truth. But sometimes we have to take a break from the serious business of restoring our core to it's pre-baby glory (haha) to laugh, cry, commiserate and celebrate the things that only another mother will understand. Last week we had a little fun on social media that we thought we'd share.

Our Facebook moms had 24 hrs to share a hashtag from phrase that they, as mothers, say all the time. We give you the results of "Not Your Mama's Hashtag"...

#donttouchthat

#whyisthissticky

#noidonotwanttocountyourpoop

#washyourhands

#handsoutofyourpants

#whatdidijustsay

#whatareyoueating

#handoutofmycookiejar

#closethecookiejar

#isthatpooporchocolate

#didyourwashyourhands

#sitdownandeat

#lookwhereyouaregoing

#pleasepointyourpenisatthewater

#dontpeeinpublic

#didyoujustpoopunderthattree

#theonerightbytheplayground

#justwanttopeealone

#didyoupoop

#comehere

#andhejustusedapottywordintherightcontext

#youcaneitherbeinbedoronthepotty

#donteatthat

#dontyoubiteme

#tomatelaleche

#stopthrowingyourfood

#nomaam

#mommyneedsanap

#nononodontfeedthattothedog

#slowdown

#whereareyou

#comeback

#handsup

#whatsthatsmell

#youcantnursethat

#stopscreaming

#getthatoutofyourmouth

#pleasedontlickthat

#didyouusesoap

#listenthefirsttime

#justbecauseyoucandoesntmeanyoushould

#nothebabycanteatfoodyet

#stoppickingonyourbrother

#nothrowingballsinthehouse

#ok

#ineedhardliquor

#thisismommysjuice

#noyoucanthaveany

#bigboyspoopinthepotty

#becauseisaidso

#givemeaminute

#holdonasec

#controlyourbodyparts

#canyouaskmenicely #ifyoubuildafortyouhavetocleanitup #nomoreforts

#pleaseclosethebackdoor

#justlaystillandyoullfallasleep

#thekitchenisclosed

Our winner was selected by her fellow Facebook users and she won a KINX eyeliner for #isthatpooporchocolate and confessed that she had been a loser with that hashtag before (wink, wink). That stinks! Glad she won with it this time!

We believe #youreallwinners so here's a 20% off discount code to use for your own sweat proof eyeliner from KINX! Code: F4MMR20

Are you following us on social media? You should! We're fun :)

FIT4MOM Midtown Raleigh on Facebook & FIT4MOM Midtown Raleigh on Instagram

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